Making a bad situation worse with ill-timed humor – ephemera 13

Jurassic Park deleted scene. Funny and extremely clever.

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“New! Bubble Boy For Your Bar” – Novelty House ad [1956]

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Funny.

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Every bunny was Kung Fu fighting

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dog shelters: don’t buy puppies, consider adoption instead

also dog shelters: this is pissfingers. she’s 19 years old and can’t live in a home with children, books or electricity. pissfingers is nervous around hair and needs 400 acres of land and an orchard of extinct fruits.

— Dr. Niall 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@nialltg) March 25, 2021

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“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”― Robert A. Heinlein

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Animals I love that Julie does not love:

• Sloths
• Bats