Headlines that make you say “duh:”
Governer Bill Clinton during his presidential campaign playing the saxophone on The Arsenio Hall Show at Paramount Studios in Hollywood, June 3, 1992 [1721×1204] from HistoryPorn
Sigourney Weaver performs “Back in the USSR.” I need to open a window—hot in here.
High-rise installer on one of the largest bridges in the world, the Harbour Bridge, Sydney, 1971. The installer’s name is Paul Hogan, in 15 years he will be known as "Crocodile" Dundee from OldSchoolCool
In theory I love my kids equally but in practice the smallest one filled my shoes with fig newtons and that's not fucking cool
— Dr. Nikki Crowley (@nicoleacrowley) May 14, 2021
Memento mori etching of Death with an arrow and hourglass, by Hendrik Hondius, c. 1600s. from oldschoolcreepy
My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) May 9, 2021
You’re thinking, “I bet Stairway to Heaven isn’t as great as I thought it was when I was 13.” You’d lose that bet.
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